Make this conversation happen at least three times a week:
Me, sighing: "I love being hot."
You, sighing even more: "I know you do."
And bonus points for knowing how to correctly answer this question:
With the television blaring and you in the corner playing the guitar while listening to music on the computer:
Me, hoping and praying that you come up with the correct response: "Why would you want to listen to the radio with the television on?"
You, immediately, with no hesitation whatsoever: "Cuz I like to party."*
*Bonus points for you if you know what movie this is from