Things I love

the smell of dryer sheets

that one thing Swarley does when I come out of my room after getting ready for work

Copeland (thanks for the heads up, Laura. You were right; they are changing my life)

people who don't speak in third person

the smell of pomegranates

chuck

that one thing Swarley does when he sees me holding a bowl of ice cream

the color of my toenails right now

the fact that someone is cleaning my kitchen as I type this

mystery

the white ginger sauce from Kyoto

Slowly, but surely...

Doing this only because I am too busy playing Guitar Hero to write anything else

How did you like the Hummer?

Dopthat timestwelve

But I do know that she is a playa hata.

These french fries are delicious. Can I stowaway in your luggage and go away with you? <- try that.

Damn. My blue t-shirt is in the washer. Would he believe that you keep a hot pink shirt in your trunk for emergencies? If so, I may have a plan.

I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

It's okay. I've almost stopped bleeding.

Is Gerald Ford alive?

Help! This dude is freaky naughty.

Look at rue mcclanahan from the golden girls.

What is the female version of a wizard?

Just stay indoors at all times. You do have your indoor shades, right?

You are hot...inside and out.

With some lotion and a "Boy's Gone Wild" dvd?

Take a doo-doo pie. I merely tolerate you.

I think I just saw you on tv.

Knitting, watching "America's Next Top Model" and burping up a turkey sandwich.

Do you want to see Harry Potter's penis?

And yes, I am a knight of the round table.

Please stop playing dueling banjos on the electric guitar as I am trying to get my hot ass off to bed.

Sweet dreames (that's how he said it!).

I knew you would enjoy that. I was sitting here bored while taking a dump, so I thought I would say hi. Hi!

And my all-time most favorite text message in the history of the world:
How can I invite Barry Gibb to church?

Dear Rubik's dude,

Wal-Mart parking lot at 9:30 night, you were sitting in your car enthusiastically trying to complete your Rubik's Cube. I was falling a little in love.

Reasons why I heart K-Fed and you should too*

I have received a couple of comments and several emails showing concern over the fact that I seem to have a bit of bizarre and inappropriate crush on Kevin Federline.

I pointed out a couple of reasons why I love K-Fed in my last post. I would know like to elaborate on those a little:

-He is one hell of a dancer. Even if you hate him, you have to give him that. That boy can move.
-He is also a semi-decent actor. I would have to say that his best work so far is the act that he has put on for the entire country. He is acting like a piece of white trailer trash and you are all falling for it. He was also pretty good on CSI.
-While I hate to admit this, I have heard several tracks from his new cd that came out. And it's...not that bad. I know that we would all love to say that it's awful just like we knew it would be, but give him a chance. Go listen to it and then if you can still say he sucks, then I will allow you to suck my balls.
-He's also hot.
-He's smart. Wait. Wait, hear me out. He doesn't have to do a damn thing except have sex with a pop star, smoke a cigarette and then go shopping. Is your life even close to being that awesome? I didn't think so.

These are just a few of the reasons why I think Kevin Federline is a little bit of awesome (I feel like I am writing a concluding paragraph to a second-grade essay). I'm sure I could think of a few more reasons, but there is good music to listen to and good beer to drink in Bowling Green and man, a girl's got her priorities.

Leave me a comment and let me know if I have caused to rethink your staunch anti K-Fed stance (and I'm sure that it's staunch because you can't just kinda like or kinda hate him. It's all or nothing, baby). Or not. Either way, let me know.



*The idea of this post came from Maggie Mason's book "No One Cares What You Had For Lunch." If you don't have this book and you are participating in NaBloPoMo, you might want to think about picking it up. It is filled with great ideas that can help you complete the challenge of posting something every day. This post comes from idea number 54, "Get Defensive." The point of this one is to show something that you love that no one else does and then tell why you love it and why the rest of us should even consider giving it a second chance. As she puts it, defend the indefensible.