Sunday, July 03, 2005

What I am going to Hell for today...

For telling everyone about this conversation:

Will: "Emily."
Emily: "What?"
Will: "I just want to let you know that if I wake up in the morning with a boner, don't be alarmed. It's just my morning wood. It's keeping my penis healthy."

And when I say everyone, I mean EVERYONE.

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