How to make me love you

After finding out that I was only home for one day, ask me why I even came home at all. And then when I tell you that I came home to go to the bank, to see my family and to go to the party, tell me that it's all lies and then inform me that you know the real reason I came home: simply to BREAK YOUR HEART. My dear brother, are you sure you weren't a JEWISH MOTHER in another lifetime?