*If I see even one line of the show information on t.v., I have to read the entire thing. Even if it's the info about "The Hills" or "Ted Mosby: Sex Architect."
*Once, I told a friend that I wish I could bottle my cat's scent and wear it as a perfume. But in my defense, it's not so I can smell like my cat all of the time. He just smells good. Kinda like a dryer sheet.
*Earlier today while cleaning, I put in some old c.d.s that I used to listen to in high school. And I remembered every word. To every song. This is probably why I can't remember what I'm supposed to do 10 minutes after I'm told to do it.
*Sometimes I change the time I am supposed to be at work, so that I can listen to NPR during my drive.
*I have conversations with my cat. Often.
*I feel like if my cat could talk, he would speak with a deep baritone.
*I kept my friend's fake hair and put it on a vase with a pair of fake glasses and a nose.
*I love to sleep under a fitted sheet because it snuggles around you.
The sad thing is, I have many more weird things that I could announce to the Internet, but I'm not. You're welcome.
**Inspired by #30 in "No One Cares What You Had for Lunch"