Too cold to think of anything to write, so here's some stuff that has already been written

*Texts to me and from me...

He sucked dick for coke - did you see that coming?

Wow. I guess he never found out that she was a lesbian.

Your mom sucks cock in hell. And so will you.

I think there is someone in my closet. I am trying to freak him or her out by talking about my big black boyfriend being on his way home from the gym and the shooting range.

Dustin forgot his cell phone at home. I tried to catch him but he drives FAST.

I was in Jericho growing pasta for the poor children. That's how much I think of myself.

Neither did sexy. Until it couldn't breathe anymore.