Me: I think I am going to give out pennies for Halloween instead of candy.
Gavin: Uh, Aunt Emily, kids want candy, not pennies.
Me: They can buy candy with the pennies that I give them.
Gavin: They'd rather just get the candy from you.
-This would be more hilarious to you if you could see the look of disgust on his face when he heard me even consider giving out pennies instead of candy.