*I love whiskey, but it doesn't love me back.
*McDonald's french fries take more than two hours to fully digest.
*A-Dogg is not a good rap name to give out when you are handing out kick-ass rap names. He won't appreciate it.
*It's hard to comprehend that fact when you are drunk.
*Big Cash Time Money Style Living is hard to say every time you try to tell people the philosophy by which you live your life all day every day, biatch.
*I would be royally fucked without friends like Dustin and Megan.
*Nate-Dogg knows how to throw one hell of a party...it's too bad he'll never let me come back over.
*Her name is Bethany. Not "my friend, whiskey."
FYI: NaBloPoMo begins tomorrow. Come back. Every day. I'll be here.