Friday, January 14, 2005

Why I LOVE Martha

Because she has taught me how to juggle perfectly (which has helped me earn $3.92 from some adoring fans of mine) and just now she showed me how to perfectly fold my towels so that they stack neatly and also look lovely on my towel rack. What would I do without her? Oh yeah, have a shitty looking linen closet.

P.S. I love her so much I would visit her in prison even if she wasn't being held in Camp Cupcake. But I suppose that's not saying much because I'm pretty sure I would even visit Satan if he was being held in Camp Brownie A la Mode.

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