but it's just enough to discourage me from actually trying to write something tonight when instead I could be watching Family Guy.
*Stars are just like us! They shit in the toilet!
*It's your face, not my vagina.
*0 kids. It's like they heard that Michael Jackson lives on my front porch.
*Oh so ghetto.
*I wish Dustin was here because some guy keeps grabbing my ass.
Reply: You know you like it.
My reply to that: I know, but I want him to see it.
*Do you remember when I used to lick people's faces?