In case you're keeping tabs

Some approximate penis lengths:

Whale: 10 ft.

Elephant: 5 ft.

Giraffe: 3 ft.

Aregentine lake duck: 16 in.

Pig: 15 in.

Banana slug: 9 in.

Human: 6 in.

Gorilla: 2 in.

That's right, fellas. Most of you can be made to feel inadequate by a fucking slug.