Monday, February 13, 2006
I'm in the middle of watching an old episode of Wife Swap on ABC. The wife of an avid hunter has been made to switch places with a wife who is an animal activist. I knew this was going to be a good episode when I heard them introducing the Smoak family. According to the narrator, Glen and Aletha have not shared a bed in over ten years. And I think I know why. They claim it's because he snores and it keeps her awake. But I don't think that's the real reason because honestly, who would let that come between sharing a bed with the person that you love. I'm pretty sure it's because Glen LOVES TO MOUNT ANIMALS and compares hunting to having an orgasm.