Monday, February 13, 2006

Duck Swap

I'm in the middle of watching an old episode of Wife Swap on ABC. The wife of an avid hunter has been made to switch places with a wife who is an animal activist. I knew this was going to be a good episode when I heard them introducing the Smoak family. According to the narrator, Glen and Aletha have not shared a bed in over ten years. And I think I know why. They claim it's because he snores and it keeps her awake. But I don't think that's the real reason because honestly, who would let that come between sharing a bed with the person that you love. I'm pretty sure it's because Glen LOVES TO MOUNT ANIMALS and compares hunting to having an orgasm.

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